⏭ menu
🚩 menu
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
🎶
🙂
🎮 game_choice $choices
⏭ $_
🚩 intro 🏷 HAND
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
I^^^I
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HELPING HAND
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
ARSE 🗨 "You shouldn't start with the first one."
🙂 start
HAND 🗨 "what? why not?"
ARSE 🗨 "It's trash."
ARSE 🗨 "Just skip to 3 or 4."
HAND 🗨 "that's ridiculous"
HAND 🗨 "don't you need to know how it starts?"
HAND 🗨 "or like"
HAND 🗨 "who the characters are?"
ARSE 🗨 "Figure it out from context."
ARSE 🗨 "It's pretty straightforward."
ARSE 🗨 "Was originally out of order anyway."
HAND 🗨 "i dunno"
HAND 🗨 "isn't it weird"
HAND 🗨 "to not get the whole story?"
ARSE 🗨 "You want the whole story?"
ARSE 🗨 "Even knowing it's trash?"
☕ log('too bad')
HAND 🗨 "i guess, yeah"
HAND 🗨 "it's the proper order of things"
HAND 🗨 "you can't skip to dessert"
HAND 🗨 "just because you don't like the broccoli"
ARSE 🗨 "That's stupid. Yes you can."
ARSE 🗨 "You're not a child."
ARSE 🗨 "This isn't vegetables."
HAND 🗨 "well i still think it's weird"
HAND 🗨 "just on principle"
ARSE 🗨 "Principle?"
ARSE 🗨 "You sure you're not a child?"
HAND 🗨 "i just-"
ARSE 🗨 "Stop dawdling. Just skip ahead."
☕ variables._ = variables.patience === false ? 'fine' : 'skip';
⏭ $_
🚩 skip 🏷 HAND
🎮 game_choice fine | no
⏭ $_
🚩 fine 🏷 HAND
ARSE 🗨 "Good."
ARSE 🗨 "Now can you pause for a minute?"
ARSE 🗨 "I need to grab some ice cream."
☕ variables.patience = false;
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['intro'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 no 🏷 HAND
ARSE 🗨 "Unbelievable."
ARSE 🗨 "I'm heading out then."
ARSE 🗨 "I'll see if I can grab an early slot."
HAND 🗨 "what you're not gonna watch??"
ARSE 🗨 "I told you it was trash."
ARSE 🗨 "I'm not going to watch trash."
HAND 🗨 "aw come on"
HAND 🗨 "you recommended it in the first place!"
ARSE 🗨 "I said it had some good moments."
ARSE 🗨 "I'll watch them when you get there."
HAND 🗨 "you're the worst"
ARSE 🗨 "Catch you later."
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['intro'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 expo 🏷 ARSE
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
_/\_
CANNETTE MFD. BY: PERFECT ARSE
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 okitokkot
ARSE 🗨 "Idiot."
🙂 arse
ARSE 🗨 "Never listens."
ARSE 🗨 "And always late."
grunt
ARSE 🗨 "Not my problem."
🎮 game_walk
⏳ 500
☕ caption('reception', '[img reception]')
🎶 echoes
??? 🗨 "WELCOME. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?"
🙂 arse
ARSE 🗨 "Here for a walk in."
??? 🗨 "DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?"
ARSE 🗨 "No. Walk in."
??? 🗨 "SORRY. WE'RE ALL BOOKED FOR THE DAY."
ARSE 🗨 "No you aren't."
ARSE 🗨 "You always say that."
??? 🗨 "WE'RE ALL BOOKED."
scan the room
??? 🗨 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT?"
many empty seats
ARSE 🗨 "I'm here every month."
??? 🗨 "SORRY. WE'RE ALL BOOKED FOR THE DAY."
ARSE 🗨 "You're killing me."
??? 🗨 "THIS IS NOT A HOSPITAL OR EMERGENCY FACILITY."
??? 🗨 "WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOSS OF LIFE ON THE PREMISES."
??? 🗨 "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SCHEDULE-"
ARSE 🗨 "Shut up. No."
ARSE 🗨 "I want a walk in."
ARSE 🗨 "Give me a number."
??? 🗨 "APPOINTMENTS ARE AVAILABLE ON REFERRAL-"
ARSE 🗨 "Where's the dispenser?"
??? 🗨 "PENDING EVALUATION OF YOUR WARRANTY."
ARSE 🗨 "I'll just take a number."
??? 🗨 "WE'RE ALL BOOKED FOR TODAY."
paper ripping
??? 🗨 "THANK YOU, PLEASE TAKE A SEAT."
ARSE 🗨 "Stupid."
??? 🗨 "YOUR NUMBER WILL BE CALLED WHEN THEY'RE READY FOR YOU."
☕ caption()
ARSE 🗨 "Hmph."
ARSE 🗨 "They better not be late."
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['expo'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 heart
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
</3
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HEAVY HEART
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
HEART 🗨 "i have a little hole in my heart"
🙂 heart-simplified
HEART 🗨 "congenital condition, the doc said"
HEART 🗨 "just born that way"
HEART 🗨 "mm didnt know till i was like 16"
HEART 🗨 "found out on accident too loll"
HEART 🗨 "i was cutting my hair"
HEART 🗨 "and dropped the scissors"
HEART 🗨 "tried to catch them"
HEART 🗨 "bc im an idiot :o)"
HEART 🗨 "wasnt that bad tbh"
HEART 🗨 "but needed stitches on my palm"
HEART 🗨 "and when the nurse took my pulse"
HEART 🗨 "they got like a weird look"
HEART 🗨 "and had to doublecheck"
HEART 🗨 "used a stethoscope on my chest and everything"
HEART 🗨 "i remmber i was nervous bc the nurse was HOT lol"
HEART 🗨 "(no rly i maybe flirted a bit like 'ha ha u know youre touching my boob rn ;)' but uhh it was just awkward)"
☕ log("look...... shoot your shot buddy")
HEART 🗨 "anyway apparently you can hear it in the heartbeat"
HEART 🗨 "its weird lol"
HEART 🗨 "how do you live for so many years.."
HEART 🗨 "not knowing youve got a broken heart?"
??? 🗨 ...
HEART 🗨 "dangerous?"
HEART 🗨 "it depends lol"
HEART 🗨 "on what else goes wrong"
HEART 🗨 "comorbidities"
HEART 🗨 "just a fancy way of saying"
HEART 🗨 "they never know which organs will team up"
HEART 🗨 "and take down the rest"
HEART 🗨 "even just getting older can do it rip"
HEART 🗨 "mm it's probably fine though"
☕ log("its not fine")
HEART 🗨 "wouldve noticed sooner if it wasnt yeah?"
HEART 🗨 "more of a fun fact now"
☕ log("its just trivia")
HEART 🗨 "actually..."
HEART 🗨 "you want to see it?"
??? 🗨 ...
HEART 🗨 "ofc im serious"
HEART 🗨 "who would joke about that?"
HEART 🗨 "ive got pics"
HEART 🗨 "from the echo"
HEART 🗨 "people say it's '''morbid'''"
HEART 🗨 "but i like em"
HEART 🗨 "cmere"
??? 🗨 ...
🙂 heart-traditional
HEART 🗨 "see here?"
HEART 🗨 "thats uh a ventricle"
HEART 🗨 "i think"
HEART 🗨 "okk yeah"
HEART 🗨 "here"
HEART 🗨 "see?"
HEART 🗨 "look at that!"
HEART 🗨 "so small..."
☕ log("but bigger than youd like")
HEART 🗨 "almost cute, isnt it?"
HEART 🗨 "like a beauty mark"
HEART 🗨 "or a dimple"
HEART 🗨 "dimples are cute"
HEART 🗨 "even when it skips a beat..."
HEART 🗨 "its kinda like a baby kicking"
HEART 🗨 "maybe i should give it a name?"
HEART 🗨 "lolll"
HEART 🗨 "is that too much?"
HEART 🗨 "maybe too much even for me"
??? 🗨 ...
HEART 🗨 "mm i dont think so"
HEART 🗨 "why get hung up on the downsides?"
HEART 🗨 "wont make your problems go away"
HEART 🗨 "tbh"
HEART 🗨 "i dont think about it much at all"
☕ log("(lie)")
HEART 🗨 "if it comes up, sure"
HEART 🗨 "but aside from you"
HEART 🗨 "noones asking"
??? 🗨 ...
HEART 🗨 "kk"
HEART 🗨 "ill think about it"
HEART 🗨 "but i guess"
HEART 🗨 "you just get used to your own heartbeat"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['heart'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 food 🏷 THIGH
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
BB
CANNETTE MFD. BY: THIRD THIGH
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 clunker
SQUEAKING
CHAIR LEGS AGAINST LINOLEUM
QUIET CONVERSATIONS
SOMEONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HELP
THIGH 🗨 "EXCUSE ME"
🙂 thigh
THIGH 🗨 "DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THE WAIT IS?"
SQUINTS BEFORE ANSWERING
☕ caption('arse', '[img arse]')
ARSE 🗨 "You must be new."
THIGH 🗨 "OH, DO I LOOK NEW?"
EYES UP AND DOWN
ARSE 🗨 "No."
ARSE 🗨 "Never seen you though."
ARSE 🗨 "I would have."
THIGH 🗨 "I'M NOT IN TOWN OFTEN"
THIGH 🗨 "THE TRAVEL'S EXPENSIVE"
THIGH 🗨 "TRY TO AVOID IT IF I CAN"
ARSE 🗨 "Didn't know that was allowed."
THIGH 🗨 "I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T ;)"
ARSE 🗨 "Stupid. You'll get written up."
☕ log('TROUBLEMAKER')
ARSE 🗨 "But I don't need the paperwork."
THIGH 🗨 "GOOD!"
THIGH 🗨 "SO"
THIGH 🗨 "HOW LONG?"
ARSE 🗨 "They give you a number?"
ARSE 🗨 "Let's see."
PASS THE SLIP
ROUGH HANDS
ARSE 🗨 "Stupid fucking computer."
THIGH 🗨 "EXCUSE ME?"
ARSE 🗨 "I've been here all morning."
ARSE 🗨 "How are you ahead?"
THIGH 🗨 "I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT"
THIGH 🗨 "I'M RIGHT ON TIME, BUT-"
ARSE 🗨 "Appointments are never on time."
ARSE 🗨 "Don't bother making them."
☕ log('GEE, THANKS')
GLANCE TO THE CLOCK
BIG SIGH
ARSE 🗨 "Noon already. Doesn't make a difference either way."
THIGH 🗨 "WHAT?"
QUICK DRUM ON THE KNEES
STANDS UP
ARSE 🗨 "Lunch break."
ARSE 🗨 "Better grab something too."
THIGH 🗨 "OH"
THIGH 🗨 "I WAS GOING TO EAT AFTER"
FROWN
ARSE 🗨 "Idiot. You're going to starve for two hours."
ARSE 🗨 "Because you have an appointment?"
THIGH 🗨 "TWO HOURS"
THIGH 🗨 "TO EAT LUNCH?"
ARSE 🗨 "At least."
☕ log('DECADENT. AND ANNOYING')
ARSE 🗨 "Last one's not even out yet."
THIGH 🗨 "YOU'RE CERTAIN IT WILL BE TWO HOURS?"
ARSE 🗨 "You're a bad listener."
ARSE 🗨 "Two hours. Plus the queue."
ARSE 🗨 "I'm hungry. Catch you later."
THIGH 🗨 "WAIT"
STOMACH GROWLS
ARSE 🗨 "Hm. You are new."
ARSE 🗨 "You want the good stuff?"
ARSE 🗨 "Tag along."
☕ caption()
GOING TO REGRET THIS
🙂
...
🚩 food2 🏷 THIGH
🎶 okitokkot
🙂 bench
SITS ON THE BENCH
UNWRAPS HIS PACKAGE
A BIG, GREASY, BURGER
IN BRIGHT FOIL PAPER
PICKLES, LETTUCE, AND MUSTARD
ARSE 🗨 "Always-"
BIG BITE, INTERRUPTING HIMSELF
ARSE 🗨 "Always ask for the pickles first."
ARSE 🗨 "That way they give you more pickles than lettuce."
SAID WITH A GRIN
A CHEEKY GLINT
LIKE ORDERING FROM SECRET MENUS
LIKE HE'S DOING YOU A FAVOUR
☕ log("LIKE HE'LL WANT ONE IN RETURN")
AS IF THE FRY COOK
(THE BASTARD)
DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE THESE PICKLES
(YOU'RE WELCOME)
ARSE 🗨 "Mmm."
ARSE 🗨 "I needed this."
IT LOOKS DISGUSTING
HE DEVOURS IT
LOOK DOWN
☕ makeFloater('burger', 'img')
☕ post('burger', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: '10%', y: 'calc(75% - 64px)', w: '256px', h: '128px' } })
☕ post('burger', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'burger' })
☕ post('log', { type: 'log', message: '[img burger]' })
LUNCH
IT ALSO LOOKS DISGUSTING
ARSE 🗨 "You're quiet."
ARSE 🗨 "Bad listeners usually speak more."
☕ log("EXPERIENCE")
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE"
JUST EAT IT
GET IT OVER WITH
🎵 bite
☕ post('burger', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
LIKE A PERFECT PROTEIN BATTERY
🙂
AND WALK BACK
ARSE 🗨 "Hold up."
ARSE 🗨 "Haven't had dessert."
THIGH 🗨 "DESSERT?"
☕ log("FOR LUNCH??")
HE DUCKS INTO A CORNERSTORE
...
🎮 game_choice WAIT | DITCH
⏭ $_
🚩 DITCH 🏷 THIGH
THAT'S ENOUGH
JUST WALK
IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION
RECOGNIZE SOMETHING
TWO HOURS
PLENTY OF TIME
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['food'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 WAIT 🏷 THIGH
BIG CITY
🙂 thigh
LITTLE LADY
DON'T KNOW YOUR WAY BACK
THREE MINUTES
☕ caption('arse', '[img arse]')
FUMBLES WITH A PLASTIC BAG
PULLS IT OUT
4-PACK OF YOGURT
BRIGHT RED PACKAGING
CONNECTED AT THE LIDS
SNAP
SPLIT IN PAIRS
CLUNK
LEFT HALF CHUCKED ON THE GROUND
☕ log('LITTERER')
THIGH 🗨 "WASTE NOT!"
SIGH
ARSE 🗨 "Strawberry. Blackberry."
HEAD ANGLED BACK
ARSE 🗨 "Blueberry. Peach."
ARSE 🗨 "Hate blueberry."
ARSE 🗨 "Peach makes my mouth fuzzy."
THIGH 🗨 "ALLERGIES?"
ARSE 🗨 "You think I would let a peach kill me?"
☕ log('ALLERGIES')
THIGH 🗨 "BUT YOU BOUGHT FOUR?"
ARSE 🗨 "Sold in packs of 4 or 8. Simple as."
ARSE 🗨 "4-packs are all one fruit, or one of each."
ARSE 🗨 "4 blackberry would be boring."
ARSE 🗨 "4 strawberry would be decadent."
THIGH 🗨 "YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH"
☕ log("SURPRISING")
ARSE 🗨 "Variety is important."
TEARS THE LID
HAND TO MOUTH
SLURP
☕ log("HE'S REALLY GOING FOR IT")
THIGH 🗨 "YOU KNOW"
THIGH 🗨 "THERE ARE BETTER WAYS"
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE"
THIGH 🗨 "TO EAT YOGURT"
THIGH 🗨 "ON THE GO"
ARSE 🗨 "Shut up. You got spoons?"
THIGH 🗨 "LEFT MY SPOONS AT HOME, ACTUALLY"
SLURP
☕ log("DEXTROUS TONGUE THOUGH")
FINGER'S NEXT
CIRCLES AROUND
THEN BACK TO THE MOUTH
TO LICK
☕ log("STILL WATCHING")
THIGH 🗨 "HAVE I MENTIONED"
☕ caption()
THIGH 🗨 "I LOVE BLUEBERRIES"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['food'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 nails 🏷 HAND
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
<^^^^
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HELPING HAND
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
curl up in the chair
🙂 hand-closed
balled up fist
thumb held tight against crooked index
push
feel the tension under the nail
pull
feel the hard edge against soft skin
enough dawdling
hand to mouth
place the tip on a tooth
left thumb
left incisor
slide along the edge
as deep as it will go
corner to corner
pull straight out
tightened jaw for leverage
scraping the barrier
repeat
repeat
☕ log('repeat')
☕ log('repeat')
☕ log('repeat')
until something scrapes back
thin, hard filament
handmade hangnail
broken loose but connected at the base
that won't do
bite it
gnaw on it
get it out
get it out
dull snap
false success
just a sliver
severed, but still present
the root goes deeper
into the bed
under the flesh
start over
start over
get a new hold
and bite
carefully
it hurts
aching nerve
electrical signal
begging to stop
any further and it'll bleed
too little too late
pull
tug
tear
get it out
get out
get out get out getoutttt
HAND 🗨 "owwwwwwww"
🙂
lick the blood
swallow it
look at the little hole
where it used to be
lick the blood again
it's fine it'll stop
so will the ache
just stop
🙂 hand-open
and decide which finger's next
🚩 nails2 🏷 HAND
🎶
HEART 🗨 "hey"
☕ log('uh oh')
☕ caption('heart', '[img heart]')
HEART 🗨 "i think they just called your number"
☕ log('abort')
HAND 🗨 "oh uh"
HAND 🗨 "alright"
HEART 🗨 "u ok?"
HEART 🗨 "are you bleeding??"
HAND 🗨 "...no"
HEART 🗨 "are you sure"
HEART 🗨 "that looks like-"
☕ log('mind your own business!')
🙂 hand
HAND 🗨 "no it's fine"
☕ caption()
☕ log('"""fine"""')
HAND 🗨 "back in a bit"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['nails'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 hand
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
< _ <
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HELPING HAND
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
HAND 🗨 "holes?"
🙂 bed
HAND 🗨 "let's see..."
HAND 🗨 "1, 2 3, 4 5- wait"
HAND 🗨 "do eyes count?"
HAND 🗨 "i figure they do"
HAND 🗨 "there is a hole there, but it's not like"
HAND 🗨 "open"
HAND 🗨 "so maybe not"
HAND 🗨 "actually, can i start over?"
HAND 🗨 "because technically it could be just one"
HAND 🗨 "ok first, define 'hole' for me"
??? 🗨 ...
HAND 🗨 "hmm"
HAND 🗨 "can you elaborate on 'unnatural'"
HAND 🗨 "what does that even mean here"
HAND 🗨 "if i pierce my ears, does that count?"
HAND 🗨 "and what about skin"
HAND 🗨 "is exfoliating 'unnatural'?"
HAND 🗨 "what about- what?"
HAND 🗨 "no i haven't gotten them pierced"
☕ log('could just look at them...')
HAND 🗨 "i just mean hypothetically-"
HAND 🗨 "ok calm down. i said no"
HAND 🗨 "no need to get wound up"
??? 🗨 ...
HAND 🗨 "no"
HAND 🗨 "no holes"
??? 🗨 ...
HAND 🗨 "no, i'm not sure"
HAND 🗨 "how do you expect me to be"
HAND 🗨 "if i can't ask questions"
??? 🗨 ...
HAND 🗨 "you want to 'see it'?"
HAND 🗨 "what 'it'?"
HAND 🗨 "there is no 'it' to 'see'"
HAND 🗨 "and if there was"
HAND 🗨 "hypothetically"
HAND 🗨 "why would i show you?"
??? 🗨 ...
🙂 lamina
HAND 🗨 "ok screw this"
HAND 🗨 "i don't have to listen to this"
HAND 🗨 "and i don't have to answer you"
HAND 🗨 "i don't h-"
HAND 🗨 "suspicious?!"
HAND 🗨 "maybe check the mirror pal!"
HAND 🗨 "just wait till my partner hears about this..."
HAND 🗨 "hey- back off!!"
☕ log("don't like this")
HAND 🗨 "i don't know or care what you're looking for"
☕ log("mostly true")
HAND 🗨 "if you think i'm hiding something"
HAND 🗨 "that's your problem"
HAND 🗨 "what are you gonna do? frisk me?"
HAND 🗨 "do a strip search? cop a feel? film it for the record?"
☕ log("it's always filmed")
HAND 🗨 "i'm here voluntarily"
☕ log("mostly true")
HAND 🗨 "which means i can leave voluntarily"
HAND 🗨 "i know my rights"
☕ log('do you')
HAND 🗨 "so keep your hands to yourself"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['hand'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 problems 🏷 HEART
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
V:
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HEAVY HEART
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
HEART 🗨 "hey, excuse me"
🙂 heart
HEART 🗨 "hey. did you hear me?"
slow turn
ARSE 🗨 "What? Are you talking to me?"
HEART 🗨 "ughh sorry to bother you, but"
HEART 🗨 "could you stand up for a sec"
HEART 🗨 "i dropped my pen"
HEART 🗨 "and i think it rolled under ur chair"
☕ caption('arse', '[img arse]')
ARSE 🗨 "So?"
HEART 🗨 "uhh?"
ARSE 🗨 "If it's yours, take it."
HEART 🗨 "but"
HEART 🗨 "your feet are in the way?"
slow blink
one leg raised
crossed over the other
HEART 🗨 "okay.. i guess i can just reach back here.."
🙂
☕ caption()
dirty floor
single tapping shoe
and a pen behind it
☕ log('humiliating...')
🎮 game_pen
☕ variables.pen = variables._;
☕ variables._ = variables.pen ? 'got it!' : 'oops...';
HEART 🗨 "$_"
☕ caption('arse', '[img arse]')
ARSE 🗨 "You done down there?"
🙂 heart
HEART 🗨 "...yeah"
ARSE 🗨 "Good."
HEART 🗨 "sorry"
leg uncrossed
ARSE 🗨 "Be more careful."
HEART 🗨 "lol ill try"
HEART 🗨 "im a trouble magnet though"
HEART 🗨 "i cause like a hundred problems a day"
ARSE 🗨 "Hundreds?"
ARSE 🗨 "Impossible."
HEART 🗨 "mm not literally"
ARSE 🗨 "There are five problems in the world."
☕ log('oh word?')
HEART 🗨 "um"
HEART 🗨 "only five?"
ARSE 🗨 "Don't give me that. 'Only'... think you can name six?"
HEART 🗨 "six problems"
HEART 🗨 "bro... there are so many more than six problems!"
ARSE 🗨 "Name them."
HEART 🗨 "name six problems?"
HEART 🗨 "mmm... war. world hunger"
HEART 🗨 "disease? uhh cancer. cardiac arrest.."
HEART 🗨 "chicken pox"
HEART 🗨 "there thats six"
ARSE 🗨 "You dumbass. That's two at best."
HEART 🗨 "what, bc a bunch of them were diseases?"
HEART 🗨 "ok, burnt pizza, stubbed toes, loneliness"
HEART 🗨 "this is easy"
ARSE 🗨 "Your head's all wrong. You're not thinking."
ARSE 🗨 "What's the first problem, huh?"
HEART 🗨 "i think i said 'war' first"
ARSE 🗨 "Wrong. Shut up."
ARSE 🗨 "The first problem."
ARSE 🗨 "The first problem is the one you face head on."
ARSE 🗨 "Are you facing war?"
ARSE 🗨 "Is it in front of you?"
HEART 🗨 "...it could be"
ARSE 🗨 "Shut up."
ARSE 🗨 "War is an idea. A geopolitical state of superpower."
ARSE 🗨 "It's not a problem."
HEART 🗨 "what even is this?"
HEART 🗨 "you saying youre pro-war??"
ARSE 🗨 "Idiot. You're not paying attention."
ARSE 🗨 "I shoot you in the face, that's your problem."
☕ log('do they have a gun')
ARSE 🗨 "You shoot ten assholes, that's your problem."
☕ log('i don\'t have a gun!!')
ARSE 🗨 "Ten thousand assholes shoot each other in the face up north, we keep waiting for our number."
ARSE 🗨 "Get it?"
HEART 🗨 "mm lets say i do"
ARSE 🗨 "1: The problem you face head on."
ARSE 🗨 "2: The problem you take with you."
ARSE 🗨 "3: The problem you run away from."
ARSE 🗨 "That's as far as most men get."
HEART 🗨 "only men?"
HEART 🗨 "what about women, or-"
ARSE 🗨 "Stop getting ahead of yourself."
ARSE 🗨 "Women are problem five."
HEART 🗨 "omg"
HEART 🗨 "a genuine militant misogynist!"
HEART 🗨 "where does that leave me"
ARSE 🗨 "You have enough problems of your own."
HEART 🗨 "damn ouch"
HEART 🗨 "going to assume thats sympathetic"
HEART 🗨 "but go ahead and prove me wrong"
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
⏳ 3000
HEART 🗨 "well? you going to finish your list?"
ARSE 🗨 "No. You're not listening."
HEART 🗨 "im listening"
ARSE 🗨 "I am not a misogynist."
HEART 🗨 "sure"
ARSE 🗨 "I love women."
single snort
HEART 🗨 "ok, me too"
ARSE 🗨 "I love my wife."
☕ log('dont say "me too"')
ARSE 🗨 "When we have a daughter, we'll spoil her rotten."
HEART 🗨 "thats... okay. thats not-"
ARSE 🗨 "Call me a misogynist... you don't even understand war, let alone women!"
HEART 🗨 "idk i do alright"
ARSE 🗨 "You think there are so many problems."
ARSE 🗨 "You make more to comfort you."
ARSE 🗨 "You wallow in them."
ARSE 🗨 "You make me into one of them and you don't think about it anymore."
HEART 🗨 "i-"
ARSE 🗨 "When's the last time you solved a problem!?"
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
⏳ 3000
☕ variables._ = variables.pen ? 'i picked up that pen just now' : 'look'
HEART 🗨 "$_"
HEART 🗨 "idk what youre asking here"
ARSE 🗨 "Of course you don't."
ARSE 🗨 "That's a real problem."
grunt
HEART 🗨 "how......"
HEART 🗨 "how am i the one getting judged"
HEART 🗨 "after you dropped 'women are a problem' like a min ago"
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
⏳ 3000
ARSE 🗨 "You an expert on women now?"
HEART 🗨 "dont"
HEART 🗨 "dont even start"
HEART 🗨 "you"
HEART 🗨 "u seem very lonely"
scoff
ARSE 🗨 "I understand."
ARSE 🗨 "Can't solve your own problems so you'll fix mine instead."
ARSE 🗨 "Noble."
HEART 🗨 "im just"
HEART 🗨 "im leaving now"
HEART 🗨 "enjoy.. whatever your deal is"
☕ caption()
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
⏳ 3000
☕ variables._ = variables.pen ? 'that was not worth a pen' : 'where to find a new pen...'
$_
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['problems'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 applesauce 🏷 HAND
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
~U~
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HELPING HAND
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
HAND 🗨 "you shouldn't hang out with him"
HAND 🗨 "trust me"
THIGH 🗨 "I DON'T INTEND TO"
🙂 hand
HAND 🗨 "ok good"
HAND 🗨 "if he comes over again"
HAND 🗨 "just ignore him"
☕ caption('thigh', '[img thigh]')
THIGH 🗨 "I WILL ;)"
HAND 🗨 "okay but you just winked"
HAND 🗨 "so that kind of makes me think you won't"
THIGH 🗨 "OH, ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?"
THIGH 🗨 "I THOUGHT YOU WERE 'PLAYING' 'WINGMAN'"
HAND 🗨 "ha"
HAND 🗨 "hahahahahahaha"
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE?"
HAND 🗨 "no, i'm serious"
THIGH 🗨 "IF IT'S NOT REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY"
THIGH 🗨 "WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE?"
sigh
🎮 game_choice be vague | just say it
⏭ $_
🚩 be vague 🏷 HAND
HAND 🗨 "just playing the caution sign"
HAND 🗨 "known him for awhile"
HAND 🗨 "rarely goes well"
THIGH 🗨 "GOOD LOOKING OUT, I SUPPOSE"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?"
HAND 🗨 "ehh"
HAND 🗨 "already not going well"
⏭ applesauce2
🚩 just say it 🏷 HAND
HAND 🗨 "okay..."
HAND 🗨 "he's got a thing for older models"
HAND 🗨 "pointed you out the moment you walked in"
HAND 🗨 "and i bet he couldn't get your number"
THIGH 🗨 "CHEEKY!"
HAND 🗨 "got worried i might lose..."
⏭ applesauce2
🚩 applesauce2 🏷 HAND
HAND 🗨 "i see why he likes you though"
HAND 🗨 "got a nice voice"
HAND 🗨 "oh sorry, hope that isn't too forward"
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S FINE, THANKS"
HAND 🗨 "like... really nice"
HAND 🗨 "you could be a voice actor"
HAND 🗨 "or do asmr or something"
☕ log('smooth...')
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE YOU THINK SO?"
polite smile
THIGH 🗨 "NEVER REALLY BEEN ONE FOR ACTING THOUGH"
THIGH 🗨 "AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A SAYOMAR IS :)"
HAND 🗨 "no, asmr, it's an acronym"
☕ log('keep digging')
HAND 🗨 "it's that thing where, uh"
HAND 🗨 "it's hard to explain"
HAND 🗨 "did you ever do criss-cross applesauce?"
HAND 🗨 "it's like that"
same smile
single raised eyebrow
HAND 🗨 "like the kids' nursery rhyme?"
THIGH 🗨 "NEVER HAD KIDS"
☕ log('milf denial')
HAND 🗨 "okay but not even when you were a kid?"
☕ log('do you even hear yourself')
shaking head
little giggle
HAND 🗨 "guess it's a generational thing"
☕ log('just call her grandma why don\'t you?')
THIGH 🗨 "RHYMES, HUH"
THIGH 🗨 "THAT'S WHAT KIDS ARE GOING FOR THESE DAYS?"
HAND 🗨 "it's more about the reaction than the rhyme itself"
HAND 🗨 "here, sit down"
HAND 🗨 "i can show you"
glance to the desk
THIGH 🗨 "THIS WON'T TAKE LONG WILL IT?"
THIGH 🗨 "I'M ALREADY LATE"
HAND 🗨 "nah, it just works better sitting"
HAND 🗨 "trust me"
☕ log('"""i hope this isn\'t too forward"""')
THIGH 🗨 "HMM"
THIGH 🗨 "A SITTING-ONLY RHYME"
she takes the chair
THIGH 🗨 "OKAY I'M CURIOUS"
soft sigh
☕ log('long day?')
☕ log('no, stay on topic...')
HAND 🗨 "okay, now turn around"
eyebrow raised again
but she turns
freckles on her back
☕ log('cute...')
disappearing under the blue of her dress
HAND 🗨 "next, close your eyes"
☕ caption('thigh-closed', '[img thigh-closed]')
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
⏳ 2000
HAND 🗨 "closed?"
THIGH 🗨 "YES MA'AM"
ma'am...
☕ log('stay focused!!')
HAND 🗨 "now i don't remember it exactly"
HAND 🗨 "so you'll have to bear with me"
HAND 🗨 "but here goes:"
🎶
☕ makeFloater('fingers', 'img')
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% - 8px)', y: 'calc(50% - 8px)', w: '16px', h: '16px' } })
right index finger
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '10%', y: '10%' } })
positioned just over her left shoulder blade
press lightly and speak:
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '90%', y: '90%' } })
HAND 🗨 "criss-"
light drag down to her right hip
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '90%', y: '10%' } })
raise and repeat
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '10%', y: '90%' } })
HAND 🗨 "-cross,"
right shoulder to left hip
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: 'calc(50% - 8px)', y: 'calc(50% - 8px)' } })
HAND 🗨 "applesauce"
both hands hovering
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '10%', y: '10%', w: '80%', h: '16px' } })
fingers outstretched just below the neck
HAND 🗨 "spiders"
quick light taps
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: '10%', y: '90%' } })
HAND 🗨 "-crawling down your back"
her shoulders tighten slightly
but she doesn't flinch
HAND 🗨 "and on your head"
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: 'calc(50% - 8px)', y: '10%', w: '16px', h: '16px' } })
fist placed on her crown
HAND 🗨 "an egg to crack"
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: 'calc(50% - 8px)', y: '15%' } })
little bonk
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { x: 'calc(50% - 16px)', y: '20%', w: '32px' } })
fingers oozing through her hair
☕ log('smooth...')
☕ caption('thigh', '[img thigh]')
☕ post('fingers', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' }})
🎶 echoes
THIGH 🗨 "AH!"
she pulls away
THIGH 🗨 "GOOSEBUMPS!!"
HAND 🗨 "now you've got the shivers!"
☕ log('i think you missed a step')
subtle shake
up her spine up her ears
right on cue
big smile
THIGH 🗨 "YOU KNOW, USUALLY"
THIGH 🗨 "PEOPLE DON'T GO FOR THE SHOULDERS TO COP A FEEL"
☕ log('oh you fucked it')
HAND 🗨 "gahh sorry"
HAND 🗨 "i should've said there'd be so much... touching"
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE"
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S OKAY, I'M KIDDING!"
THIGH 🗨 "THAT WAS"
THIGH 🗨 "AN INTERESTING EXPERIENCE :)"
phew
THIGH 🗨 "BUT UM"
THIGH 🗨 "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ACTING?"
oh right
why did you do that
☕ log('cop a feel cop a feel cop a feel')
HAND 🗨 "oh right, asmr!"
HAND 🗨 "that feeling at the end"
HAND 🗨 "goosebumps and tingles"
☕ makeFloater('wiggle', 'img')
☕ post('wiggle', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(100% - 356px)', y: 'calc(100% - 256px)', w: '256px', h: '128px' } })
☕ post('wiggle', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'grasp' })
☕ log('[img grasp]')
wiggle of the fingers
HAND 🗨 "neat, right?"
HAND 🗨 "you can get it from lots of things"
☕ post('wiggle', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
HAND 🗨 "tapping sounds, crinkly paper, whispers"
HAND 🗨 "there's a ton of videos online"
☕ log('wow so true')
HAND 🗨 "specialty equipment too, high-tech microphones"
HAND 🗨 "lot of roleplays and stuff"
☕ log('oh going all in huh')
HAND 🗨 "girls pretending to be teachers, nurses"
HAND 🗨 "or doing your makeup or whatever"
☕ log('"""or whatever""" you fuckin nerd')
HAND 🗨 "positive affirmations, haircuts, y'know"
☕ log('she does know')
HAND 🗨 "it can get very creative"
☕ log('she knows you mean porn')
THIGH 🗨 "AND PEOPLE PAY YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS?"
HAND 🗨 "pay me?? god no"
☕ log('abort')
HAND 🗨 "i would NEVER"
THIGH 🗨 "OH, BUT I THOUGHT...?"
HAND 🗨 "i just- it's just relaxing"
HAND 🗨 "i listen to them"
HAND 🗨 "sometimes"
HAND 🗨 "can't imagine making one"
HAND 🗨 "listening to your voice on tape?"
HAND 🗨 "getting other people to listen??"
HAND 🗨 "i'd literally die"
THIGH 🗨 "...THAT'S A SHAME"
polite smile returns
THIGH 🗨 "YOU SEEMED SO PASSIONATE"
☕ log('that\'s polite for "nerd"')
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S FUNNY!"
HAND 🗨 "funny?"
THIGH 🗨 "FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT YOU WERE OFFERING"
HAND 🗨 "...offering?"
THIGH 🗨 "LIKE A CHANCE MEETING!"
THIGH 🗨 "A BIG PRODUCER! IN THE BIG CITY!"
THIGH 🗨 "HUNTING FOR HOT NEW TALENT!"
wink
☕ log('would death be so bad')
THIGH 🗨 "BUT YOU'RE JUST FLATTERING AN OLD LADY HEHE :)"
HAND 🗨 "heh..."
THIGH 🗨 "OH WELL! IT WAS A FUN THOUGHT"
THIGH 🗨 "THAT SOMEONE'D PAY ME TO WHISPER NURSERY RHYMES"
☕ log('check your bank account')
HAND 🗨 "you never know, someone might!"
THIGH 🗨 "TRUE. YOU NEVER KNOW"
she stands
THIGH 🗨 "SUPPOSE I'LL KEEP IT IN MIND"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT IN THE MEANTIME"
THIGH 🗨 "I THINK THEY JUST CALLED MY NUMBER"
one last smile
solid poke to the forehead
☕ log('ow?')
THIGH 🗨 "APPLESAUCE! :)"
☕ caption()
🙂
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['applesauce'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 thigh
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
<OTO>
CANNETTE MFD. BY: THIRD THIGH
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 clunker
THIGH 🗨 "I HAVE A LITTLE HOLE IN MY THIGH"
🙂 vertical-swiz
THIGH 🗨 "I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE"
THIGH 🗨 "IT STINGS A LITTLE"
THIGH 🗨 "WHEN I TOUCH IT"
THIGH 🗨 "WHEN I FIRST NOTICED IT"
THIGH 🗨 "IT WAS LEAKING"
THIGH 🗨 "A THIN, RUNNY FLUID"
THIGH 🗨 "SLICK AND CLEAR"
THIGH 🗨 "IS THAT NORMAL?"
☕ log('I DON\'T THINK SO')
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "I WAS CONFUSED, MOSTLY"
THIGH 🗨 "IT LEFT A WET PATCH"
THIGH 🗨 "IN MY UNDERWEAR"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT IT DIDN'T STAIN"
THIGH 🗨 "I DABBED IT WITH TISSUE"
THIGH 🗨 "IT KEPT LEAKING"
THIGH 🗨 "AND CHANGED AS I CLEANED"
THIGH 🗨 "TO SICK-HUED STREAKS"
☕ log('GROSS BUT ALSO NEAT')
THIGH 🗨 "THICKER AND DARKER"
THIGH 🗨 "TOOK ON COLOUR AND ODOUR"
THIGH 🗨 "BIT BY BIT"
THIGH 🗨 "UNTIL IT WAS BLOOD"
THIGH 🗨 "I GOT SCARED"
THIGH 🗨 "BLOOD IS SCARY"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT ALSO REASSURING"
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "WELL"
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S LIKE"
THIGH 🗨 "SEEING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR"
THIGH 🗨 "OR SMELLING YOUR OWN BREATH"
THIGH 🗨 "OR TASTING YOUR OWN SWEAT"
☕ log('DON\'T PRETEND YOU DON\'T')
THIGH 🗨 "...BLEEDING YOUR OWN BLOOD"
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "IT SCABBED OVER QUICKLY"
THIGH 🗨 "I PICKED IT OFF"
THIGH 🗨 "TO SEE WHAT CAME OUT"
THIGH 🗨 "OF COURSE"
THIGH 🗨 "JUST MORE BLOOD"
THIGH 🗨 "WHICH DID IN FACT"
THIGH 🗨 "STAIN MY UNDERWEAR"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT IT NEVER FULLY CLOSED"
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "YOU WANT TO SEE IT?"
THIGH 🗨 "THE HOLE OR MY UNDERWEAR?"
THIGH 🗨 "HEHE"
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S A JOKE. CALM DOWN"
☕ log('OR IS IT? ;)')
THIGH 🗨 "CAN WE STOP THE RECORDING FIRST?"
THIGH 🗨 "I'M A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS"
🙂 horizontal-blouz
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "SO?"
THIGH 🗨 "WHAT DO YOU THINK"
THIGH 🗨 "STILL UNDER WARRANTY?"
THIGH 🗨 "NO NONO DON'T TOUCH IT!!"
THIGH 🗨 "IT STINGS, I SAID!"
THIGH 🗨 "HONESTLY"
THIGH 🗨 "DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU NOT TO TOUCH WITHOUT ASKING"
THIGH 🗨 "AND A WOUND, NO LESS!"
??? 🗨 ...
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S OKAY"
THIGH 🗨 "JUST BE MORE DELICATE"
THIGH 🗨 "I'M GETTING OLD YOU KNOW"
THIGH 🗨 "AND NOT MANY SERVICE STATIONS OUT IN THE STICKS"
☕ log('COULDN\'T AFFORD THEM ANYWAY')
THIGH 🗨 "I JUST"
THIGH 🗨 "JUST TELL ME IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['thigh'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 masochist 🏷 HAND
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
[A]
CANNETTE MFD. BY: HELPING HAND
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 okitokkot
last card
ARSE 🗨 "Ha!"
☕ caption('arse', '[img arse]')
ARSE 🗨 "I win again."
🙂 hand
HAND 🗨 "sigh"
ARSE 🗨 "Don't be like that."
HAND 🗨 "like what"
ARSE 🗨 "Sore loser."
pot scooped
☕ log('fourth in a row')
HAND 🗨 "i'm not"
ARSE 🗨 "Yes you are."
ARSE 🗨 "You're supposed to be a good sport."
ARSE 🗨 "Congratulate me on my victory."
HAND 🗨 "good game congratulations"
HAND 🗨 "happy?"
shuffling
ARSE 🗨 "Hmph."
ARSE 🗨 "You get a kick out of this?"
HAND 🗨 "no"
HAND 🗨 "this game's stupid"
ARSE 🗨 "See, sore loser."
🎵 hit
⏳ 400
kick to the shin
HAND 🗨 "ow!"
HAND 🗨 "what the fuck!"
ARSE 🗨 "Your turn. Deal."
15 cards
5 to each
5 in the center
HAND 🗨 "i don't even know why we're still playing"
ante
☕ var p =makeFloater('glog', 'log'); window.parent.document.querySelector('#glog').dataset.silo = true; p;
☕ post('glog', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'log', x: 'calc(50% - 128px)', y: '32px', w: '256px', h: '32px' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'ante' })
☕ makeFloater('card1', 'img')
☕ post('card1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% - 56px)', y: '48px', w: '24px', h: '40px' } })
☕ makeFloater('card2', 'img')
☕ post('card2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% - 34px)', y: '48px', w: '24px', h: '40px' } })
☕ makeFloater('card3', 'img')
☕ post('card3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% - 12px)', y: '48px', w: '24px', h: '40px' } })
☕ makeFloater('card4', 'img')
☕ post('card4', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% + 10px)', y: '48px', w: '24px', h: '40px' } })
☕ makeFloater('card5', 'img')
☕ post('card5', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% + 32px)', y: '48px', w: '24px', h: '40px' } })
ARSE 🗨 "Because you're a masochist."
HAND 🗨 "what? no"
raise
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'raise' })
ARSE 🗨 "And you enjoy humiliating defeat."
HAND 🗨 "very funny"
🎮 game_choice call | raise
⏭ $_
🚩 call 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card5', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'call' })
HAND 🗨 "you're the one insisting"
HAND 🗨 "does that make you a sadist?"
doubles
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'doubles' })
☕ log('uh oh')
ARSE 🗨 "No. I'm bored to death."
ARSE 🗨 "But happy to keep taking your cash."
🎮 game_choice pass | swap
⏭ $_
🚩 raise 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card5', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'raise' })
HAND 🗨 "at least i'm not a sadist"
doubles
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'doubles' })
☕ log('uh oh')
ARSE 🗨 "I'm not enjoying this."
ARSE 🗨 "But I'll keep taking your cash."
🎮 game_choice pass | swap
⏭ $_
🚩 pass 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'pass' })
HAND 🗨 "so neither of us is having fun"
ARSE 🗨 "Having fun costs money."
counter
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'counter' })
☕ log('okay...')
ARSE 🗨 "You getting your money's worth?"
HAND 🗨 "yeah right"
⏭ masochist2
🚩 swap 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'swap' })
HAND 🗨 "so you're a crook"
ARSE 🗨 "I'm playing fair and square."
jack
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'jack' })
☕ log('hmm...')
ARSE 🗨 "Are you cheating?"
HAND 🗨 "are you kidding"
⏭ masochist2
🚩 masochist2 🏷 HAND
🎮 game_choice call | counter
☕ post('card4', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '$_' })
HAND 🗨 "if i was"
HAND 🗨 "maybe i'd win a round"
call
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'call' })
☕ log('dammit')
ARSE 🗨 "Maybe."
HAND 🗨 "at this rate"
HAND 🗨 "might as well just give you my wallet"
ARSE 🗨 "Sure. Hand it over."
🎮 game_choice ace | fold
⏭ $_
🚩 ace 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'ace' })
HAND 🗨 "fuck off"
ARSE 🗨 "Ha!"
last card
☕ post('card3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
HAND 🗨 "ugh"
⏭ masochist3
🚩 fold 🏷 HAND
☕ post('card2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('card3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ post('glog', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'fold' })
HAND 🗨 "fuck this"
ARSE 🗨 "Ha!"
⏭ masochist3
🚩 masochist3 🏷 HAND
pot scooped
☕ post('glog', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
☕ log('fifth in a row')
ARSE 🗨 "Not even close."
ARSE 🗨 "Go again?"
HAND 🗨 "again??"
shuffling
HAND 🗨 "...fine"
ARSE 🗨 "Wow."
ARSE 🗨 "You really are a masochist."
HAND 🗨 "shut up"
ARSE 🗨 "You're practically begging me to take your money."
HAND 🗨 "no that's different"
HAND 🗨 "masochism isn't the same as findom"
🎵 hit
⏳ 400
another kick
☕ log('ow!!')
ARSE 🗨 "You seem fine with both."
🎵 hit
⏳ 400
kick back
ARSE 🗨 "Gah! That hurts!"
HAND 🗨 "yeah, so fuckin stop it!"
ARSE 🗨 "Hmph."
ARSE 🗨 "I think we're done playing."
HAND 🗨 "good."
ARSE 🗨 "I have a new game."
☕ log('ugh')
ARSE 🗨 "Why do you want people to hurt you?"
sigh
HAND 🗨 "i don't want to be hurt"
ARSE 🗨 "Don't lie to me."
HAND 🗨 "why aren't you letting this go"
ARSE 🗨 "You aren't stopping me."
ARSE 🗨 "Where's your defenses?"
HAND 🗨 "there's also a difference between masochism"
HAND 🗨 "and being vulnerable"
☕ log('deflection is a poor defense')
ARSE 🗨 "They both want to be hurt."
HAND 🗨 "no they don't"
HAND 🗨 "i don't want to be hurt"
HAND 🗨 "i want to be seen, and cared for, and understood"
HAND 🗨 "i want to feel"
HAND 🗨 "i want"
HAND 🗨 "to not be kicked in the shin"
HAND 🗨 "i think that's pretty normal"
ARSE 🗨 "You want someone to heal you."
ARSE 🗨 "It's the same thing."
HAND 🗨 "no it's not!"
HAND 🗨 "it's literally the opposite"
ARSE 🗨 "Idiot."
ARSE 🗨 "It's prerequisite."
ARSE 🗨 "You want to be a wound."
ARSE 🗨 "You want someone else to be responsible."
ARSE 🗨 "To salt you or sew you shut."
HAND 🗨 "fine, you win"
HAND 🗨 "maybe i wanna be sore"
HAND 🗨 "i'll be a wide open gash"
HAND 🗨 "if it gets you off my back"
ARSE 🗨 "That's fucked up."
HAND 🗨 "very funny"
HAND 🗨 "you're the one who started it"
ARSE 🗨 "I was yanking you."
ARSE 🗨 "You even hear yourself?"
ARSE 🗨 "Disgusting."
HAND 🗨 "oh my god"
ARSE 🗨 "You're fucked up."
HAND 🗨 "ughh just deal already"
ARSE 🗨 "Ha!"
ARSE 🗨 "I like this game better."
HAND 🗨 "of course you do"
ARSE 🗨 "It's too bad though."
HAND 🗨 "what?"
ARSE 🗨 "That you're still a sore loser."
☕ caption()
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['masochist'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 detainment 🏷 THIGH
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
O-k
CANNETTE MFD. BY: THIRD THIGH
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
HEART 🗨 "ever been arrested?"
THIGH 🗨 "YOU KNOW, USUALLY"
🙂 thigh
THIGH 🗨 "PEOPLE ASK ABOUT THE WEATHER"
HEART 🗨 "oh"
☕ caption('heart', '[img heart]')
HEART 🗨 "do you want to talk about the weather?"
THIGH 🗨 "NO"
HEART 🗨 "okk, so, ever been arrested?"
THIGH 🗨 "TECHNICALLY, NO"
HEART 🗨 "...technically?"
THIGH 🗨 "THEY NEED A CHARGE TO ARREST YOU"
THIGH 🗨 "OTHERWISE IT'S JUST DETAINMENT"
THIGH 🗨 "OR AN ABUSE OF AUTHORITY"
HEART 🗨 "mmm"
HEART 🗨 "so which was it?"
THIGH 🗨 "...BIT OF BOTH"
HEART 🗨 "woww"
HEART 🗨 "what did you do?"
☕ log('a crime')
THIGH 🗨 "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING"
HEART 🗨 "there had to be a reason"
RAISED EYEBROW
THIGH 🗨 "YOU THINK THEY'RE REASONABLE?"
HEART 🗨 "lol youre dodging"
HEART 🗨 "you already said it wasn't just abuse"
HEART 🗨 "which means youre at least a little guilty yeah?"
THIGH 🗨 "'GUILT' IS AN INTERESTING WORD :)"
HEART 🗨 "lmao"
HEART 🗨 "you dont have to answer but just say that then"
FROWN
DEEP SIGH
🎮 game_choice BE VAGUE | LIE
⏭ $_
🚩 BE VAGUE 🏷 THIGH
THIGH 🗨 "SOMEONE WAS WORRIED ABOUT ME"
THIGH 🗨 "IN THE WRONG WAY"
HEART 🗨 "oh"
🎶
HEART 🗨 ".....ohhhhhhh"
☕ log('VAGUE. I SAID VAGUE')
THIGH 🗨 "DON'T WORRY"
THIGH 🗨 "IT'S FINE NOW"
HEART 🗨 "ok... well good for u!"
THIGH 🗨 "THANK YOU"
HEART 🗨 "seriously, i get it"
HEART 🗨 "i uh- well i guess you prob dont want to talk about it huh"
THIGH 🗨 "IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO"
THIGH 🗨 "BUT YES, LET'S MOVE ON"
🎶 echoes
⏭ detainment2
🚩 LIE 🏷 THIGH
THIGH 🗨 "TERM VIOLATION"
THIGH 🗨 "YOU FORGET TO CHECK IN A COUPLE TIMES"
THIGH 🗨 "AND SUDDENLY YOU'VE GOT 'VISITORS' FROM THE HOME OFFICE"
HEART 🗨 "huh"
THIGH 🗨 "I KNOW, BORING"
THIGH 🗨 "DIDN'T EVEN GET TO WEAR CUFFS"
☕ log("THAT'S TRUE, AT LEAST")
HEART 🗨 "isnt that good tho"
THIGH 🗨 "DEPENDS ;)"
HEART 🗨 "lolll"
⏭ detainment2
🚩 detainment2 🏷 THIGH
THIGH 🗨 "HAVE YOU BEEN ARRESTED?"
HEART 🗨 "gahahaha ofc not"
HEART 🗨 "im just a little guy whod arrest me"
THIGH 🗨 "THEY CAN ARREST ANYONE, HON"
HEART 🗨 "ok but cmon what would i do"
HEART 🗨 "im just vibing :o)"
VIBING
☕ log('THEY CAN FIND A WAY TO MAKE VIBING A CRIME')
THIGH 🗨 "I'M SURE YOU'LL BE FINE"
THIGH 🗨 "JUST... DON'T MISS APPOINTMENTS"
HEART 🗨 "oh yeah thats not rly a problem for me"
HEART 🗨 "i live just a couple blocks down"
HEART 🗨 "so im pretty much always here on time"
☕ log('MUST BE NICE')
HEART 🗨 "i actually like coming early"
HEART 🗨 "good place for catching up on my sketches"
HEART 🗨 "like going to a cafe or w/e but less people"
HEART 🗨 "ill even stay late sometimes"
THIGH 🗨 "SKETCHES?"
HEART 🗨 "yeh you want to see?"
NOT EVEN WAITING FOR AN ANSWER
☕ makeFloater('sketch2', 'img')
☕ post('sketch2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(100% - 356px)', y: '80px', w: '256px', h: '100px' } })
☕ post('sketch2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'bear' })
☕ log('[img bear]')
THIGH 🗨 "OH, CUTE!"
☕ makeFloater('sketch1', 'img')
☕ post('sketch1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: '32px', y: '32px', w: '256px', h: '160px' } })
☕ post('sketch1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'frog' })
☕ log('[img frog]')
THIGH 🗨 "I LIKE THIS ONE"
☕ makeFloater('sketch3', 'img')
☕ post('sketch3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: '64px', y: 'calc(100% - 400px)', w: '256px', h: '50px' } })
☕ post('sketch3', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'pen' })
☕ log('[img bear]')
HEART 🗨 "ha ha ty"
THIGH 🗨 "YOU SHOULD DRAW ME!"
HEART 🗨 "mmm idk im not very good at anatomy"
HEART 🗨 "ive been watching tutorials but"
HEART 🗨 "idk i dont have the muscle for it i guess"
☕ log('AWW')
THIGH 🗨 "PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT :)"
☕ post('sketch1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
HEART 🗨 "rrr ok fine"
☕ post('sketch2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
HEART 🗨 "but no complaining if you end up ugly"
☕ post('sketch3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
THIGH 🗨 "I PROMISE"
☕ caption()
THIGH 🗨 "IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['detainment'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 arse
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
( x (
CANNETTE MFD. BY: PERFECT ARSE
☕ log($back + '')
ARSE 🗨 "Is this a joke?"
🙂 stars
ARSE 🗨 "Tell me you're joking."
??? 🗨 ...
ARSE 🗨 "You want to see it?"
ARSE 🗨 "You've got to be kidding me."
ARSE 🗨 "Ask me that one more time."
ARSE 🗨 "I dare you."
??? 🗨 ...
ARSE 🗨 "Surrounded by idiots."
ARSE 🗨 "I swear."
🙂 star
ARSE 🗨 "Where do you fucking think the hole is?"
🎵 delay
⏳ 1000
☕ variables.seen['arse'] = true;
⏭ menu
🚩 end
☕ broadcast({ type: 'clear' })
⏳ 1000
o/
CANNETTE MFD. BY: X______
☕ log($back + '')
🎶 echoes
??? 🗨 "THANK YOU"
☕ caption('reception', '[img reception]')
??? 🗨 "FOR BOOKING AN APPOINTMENT"
??? 🗨 "PLEASE SIGN HERE TO COMPLETE YOUR REGISTRATION"
🎮 game_sign
☕ variables.signature = variables._
??? 🗨 "VERY GOOD"
🙂 $signature
??? 🗨 "SOMEONE WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY"
??? 🗨 "TO ADMINISTRATE YOUR CANNETTE"
??? 🗨 "ENTERTAINMENT IS AVAILABLE IN THE WAIT ROOM"
??? 🗨 "PLEASE TAKE A SEAT WITH THE OTHERS"
☕ caption()
☕ post("spectacles", { type: "clear" })
☕ makeFloater('end4', 'img')
☕ makeFloater('end2', 'img')
☕ makeFloater('end3', 'img')
☕ makeFloater('end1', 'img')
☕ makeFloater('end5', 'img')
☕ var p =makeFloater('end6', 'log'); window.parent.document.querySelector('#end6').dataset.silo = true; p;
🎵 delay
☕ post('end6', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'log', x: 'calc(50% - 128px)', y: 'calc(50% + 32px)', w: '256px', h: '208px' } })
⏳ 700
🎵 delay
☕ post('end4', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(100% - 280px)', y: 'calc(100% - 288px)', w: '256px', h: '256px' } })
☕ post('end4', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'sketch-hand' })
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-hand]' })
☕ post('log', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-hand]' })
⏳ 700
🎵 delay
☕ post('end2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(100% - 288px)', y: '40px', w: '256px', h: '256px' } })
☕ post('end2', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'sketch-thigh' })
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-thigh]' })
☕ post('log', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-thigh]' })
⏳ 700
🎵 delay
☕ post('end3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: '32px', y: 'calc(100% - 280px)', w: '256px', h: '256px' } })
☕ post('end3', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'sketch-arse' })
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-arse]' })
☕ post('log', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-arse]' })
⏳ 700
🎵 delay
☕ post('end1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: '24px', y: '32px', w: '256px', h: '256px' } })
☕ post('end1', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'sketch-heart' })
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-heart]' })
☕ post('log', 'log', { type: 'log', message: '[img sketch-heart]' })
⏳
thanks for playing
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'thanks for playing' })
from
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'from' })
BORROWED BODIES
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'BORROWED BODIES' })
and
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'and' })
🎵 delay
☕ post('end5', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: 'img', x: 'calc(50% - 128px)', y: 'calc(50% - 32px)', w: '256px', h: '64px' } })
☕ post('end5', 'img', { type: 'img', message: 'domino-club-logo' })
⏳ 700
🎵 delay
DOMINO CLUB
☕ post('end6', 'log', { type: 'log', message: 'CLICK AGAIN TO RESTART' })
RESTART
🎶
🎵 close
☕ post('end1', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 50
☕ post('end2', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 50
☕ post('end3', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 50
☕ post('end4', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 50
☕ post('end5', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 50
☕ post('end6', 'floater', { type: 'show', message: { f: '' } })
⏳ 2000
☕ parent.location.reload();
⏳ 99999999